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Toutatis · Dec 19, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07

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6. Be a smiting monk and not tell anybody.

This wouldn't be a problem if people took the time to ask about the builds that come with random PUGs. Some of us monks get fed up with suicidal party members and turn to smiting so that we don't have to burn our entire energy pool in a futile attempt to keep the suicidals alive

Back on topic:

21. Never, ever, cover your hexes. Especially if it's a really expensive hex with a long cast time. After all, if it took so much time and energy to cast, it must be so 1337 that nothing can possibly remove it.

22. The same thing applies to any enchantment spells you cast, especially when you're up against enemy mesmers and necromancers.

Fallen Hunter · Dec 19, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25

23. Don't have the right amount of money for something you are buying or a run you are getting.

24. Have a full inventory when trading. (Very guilty

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Mesmer in Need · Dec 20, 2006, 04:07 AM // 04:07

25 run around with no armour on. when you have no armour, you activate the skill " thick skin", giving you 200 armour permanently.
26 always use a sheild. if you dont, you will take 5 times dmg.
27 sell that non max water wand req 13 for 100k +30 ectos. theres a collector for them that gives you above max weapons.

Cebe · Dec 20, 2006, 08:21 AM // 08:21

28. When someone in your group says "I've done this mission 6 times already...if you go fight that group of torment creatures that patrol of Margonites will come back and OMGWTFBBQPWN us all"...assume you know better and go and aggro the torment creatures.

29. Speak a different language so you have the excuse you didn't understand.

30. Use "Bork Bork Bork" when talking to people from other countries as it translates what you type on their screen and vice versa.

Sophitia Leafblade · Dec 20, 2006, 09:40 AM // 09:40

31) Scam for free stuff as much as possible, this includes getting free runs, free items and free mission completions.

32) Be expertimental with your builds and weopons, dont use ur 1337 skills on weakling enemys like while doing Dragonlair mission instead use ur shield, a wand, heal sig and Bane sig only.

33) Never Ever Equip a Res signet or Normal Res skill, even if your secondary Monk dont do this. The Monks should be the only party members with any form of Res, and if they die then call them n00bs and Rage Quit.

34) If anything looks slighty like your going to have to think dont. Instead go with your feelings of immortality and if then things look like they require Team work, Rage Quit.

35) Only Play with you Warrior while PvPing, the other classes suck, Warrior are immortal.

36) Only PvP in Random Arena, or in an IWAY team, since Iway teams are 1337 and cant be defeated by anyone unless they hax like mesmers do.

Friday · Dec 20, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59

37. When you join a pug immediately start spamming team chat with "GOGOGOGOGO"... "GOGOGOGOGOGO"

Cebe · Dec 20, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55

38. Give Dunkoro Retribution and Bane Signet just because they're unlocked and you have no other skills. After all, no Hero Skill Trainer can offer you anything leeter than these little gems!

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Originally Posted by Sophitia Leafblade

36) Only PvP in Random Arena, or in an IWAY team, since Iway teams are 1337 and cant be defeated by anyone unless they hax like mesmers do.

Quoted for brilliance!

Ghostwriter Harken · Dec 20, 2006, 07:51 PM // 19:51

39. When a battle is going on, type /dance while your teammates all die.
40. Don't pay attention to what the plan is and just charge in with the words: LEEEEEEROY JEEEEERKINS!
41. Play all the cutscenes, no matter how dull, annoying or glitchy they are
42. Run around (as monk or ritualist) when the enemy starts coming after you yelling OMGOMGOMG GET AWAY!

sadly, I am #42 yet that helps when people all get killed and I got mass rezz ^_^

unienaule · Dec 20, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

Edit to number 40, which you might need some help understanding because it appears you don't have GW:Prophecies:

40. Dont pay attention to what the plan is and just charge in with the words: KILLLROOOOOOOOOY STOONEEEEEKIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS

Ghostwriter Harken · Dec 20, 2006, 08:14 PM // 20:14

I have it, I just haven't played Prophecies in a while.

Sides, never played WoW...but my friends keep crying out Leeroy Jenkins...

>_> couldn't be because I charge in to cast my spirits...no.... <_<

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 20, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37

If you're a wammo, please pack Mending with you since monks don't heal dumb tanks that run around screaming!! "HEAL ME Nub!! HEAL PLZ!"

quickmonty · Dec 20, 2006, 09:01 PM // 21:01

Ignore the team leader who is calling targets. Just attack whatever you want.

Always send blind invites in town. That monk standing over there is just aching to be invited. He isn't thinking about soloing.

Franco Power · Dec 21, 2006, 02:25 PM // 14:25

if you re a Warrior and the monk has just rezed you with Unwielding Aura and he asks u to drop your leet Sundering fellblade of fortitude, always make sure you do it

Poison Ivy · Dec 21, 2006, 03:13 PM // 15:13

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Originally Posted by Legendary Ultimatum

if you re a Warrior and the monk has just rezed you with Unwielding Aura and he asks u to drop your leet Sundering fellblade of fortitude, always make sure you do it

A noob can't afford one of those...

Franco Power · Dec 21, 2006, 03:30 PM // 15:30

hehe ud be surprised

Stupid Shizno · Dec 21, 2006, 04:18 PM // 16:18

or If a gold drops disenchant him and wait 5 mins =]

onerabbit · Dec 21, 2006, 04:24 PM // 16:24

Dont Forget to leech

Ultimate_Gaara · Dec 22, 2006, 01:07 AM // 01:07

43) The best way to win is to go AFK at the start of the match.
44) Dial up connections are the best when doing PvP, after all joining in half way through the match is kind of like a sneak attack.
45) When you lose always remind the other team about the great time you had with their mother last night, you may have lost the match, but at least you won the war.
46) You are the most improtant person on the team, everyone must work around you and do what they can to help you, even if it costs them their lives, afterall you are the only one that matters.
47) When losing always run away, it's not wasting anyones time, they are having fun looking at your back.
48) Remember everyone is a 13 year old noob who can't play the game right, EVERYONE... except you of couse.
49) Avoid losing due to rage quitters, rage quit before they do.
50) Insulting other people's builds instantaneoulsy makes your build better no matter what it is.
51) Alt + tab makes you run faster
52) Alt + F4 makes your spells recharge faster
53) Alt + Ctrl + Del makes you instantly win, this works best in HoH.
54) The little windows key on your keyboard makes the other team lag out of the game
55) Always download large files on your bittorrent while playing, the game is not lagging, you have just discovered a super uber slow mo hack.
56) It's everyone's fault but yours that you lost.
57) People > Henchmen

*sigh* odds are by now my numbers fell behind, oh well.

metalicagrl · Dec 22, 2006, 01:15 AM // 01:15

make sure that you never help out you're only monk when they have 3 shock warriors on them.

PrismOfRedLight · Dec 22, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41

always bring minions when your a warrior (i tried it once)